There’s about a 90 percent chance you’ve already taken a spirit animal quiz. Forget the results and click through the animals on the following pages to discover your true tech spirit animal (and perhaps the spirit animals of your fellow team members).
You let all creatures great and small (and slobbery) lick you on the mouth. You have no personal bubble (or fear of germs).
You're physically unable to hold a conversation without holding a coffee cup.
You know what your team members need before they ask … without being creepy.
You get pouty when an abscess is lanced in your absence.
You scroll Pinterest like it’s your second job and have a hack or recipe to fit every need.
Your ducks? Always in a row. You probably organize your closet by color and have your DVDs in alphabetical order.
You don your cloak of invisibility when it's time to express anal glands.
You are constantly nibbling on the snacks stuffed in your pockets and would never miss second breakfast or elevenses.
You dim the lights, plump the bedding, coax eating, massage pets, shush loud conversations and entertain boarders. Wait … I think we’re describing every single tech.